1 00:00:08,096 --> 00:00:08,895 Here we are. 2 00:00:15,592 --> 00:00:17,091 james, put it there. 3 00:00:17,990 --> 00:00:20,889 Bloody good doing business with you. 4 00:00:20,889 --> 00:00:23,487 Oh! Ow! Oh! 5 00:00:23,887 --> 00:00:25,086 I love this bloody guy. 6 00:00:25,786 --> 00:00:27,185 See you in Brunei, jago. 7 00:00:27,185 --> 00:00:28,684 The Sultan is expecting you. 8 00:00:28,684 --> 00:00:31,883 Your people can start work on the palace extension any time. 9 00:00:31,883 --> 00:00:33,382 And don't forget the sunscreen. 10 00:00:34,681 --> 00:00:36,880 Told you, they're all bloody bonkers. 11 00:00:37,479 --> 00:00:38,579 See you Chips. 12 00:00:38,779 --> 00:00:39,978 - Bye, guys. - Bye bye. 13 00:00:42,776 --> 00:00:43,376 Hmm. 14 00:00:47,274 --> 00:00:48,573 I can't believe they fell for it. 15 00:00:50,172 --> 00:00:51,072 Yeah. 16 00:00:51,871 --> 00:00:52,971 Easy money. 17 00:00:55,270 --> 00:00:58,068 Right then. Let's get this place back to how it was. 18 00:00:58,068 --> 00:00:59,367 Sean, mantelpiece. 19 00:01:01,266 --> 00:01:02,565 I mean those blokes were dim, 20 00:01:03,765 --> 00:01:05,364 that was like taking candy from a baby. 21 00:01:05,364 --> 00:01:09,162 Yeah, I never really saw the job satisfaction in taking candy from a baby. 22 00:01:09,162 --> 00:01:09,961 Or the fun. 23 00:01:10,361 --> 00:01:11,161 Fun? 24 00:01:11,161 --> 00:01:13,359 Yeah, it's no fun when they're that thick, is it? 25 00:01:13,359 --> 00:01:14,559 Bloody spoils it. 26 00:01:15,258 --> 00:01:16,957 Henley and Darlow Solicitors? 27 00:01:18,457 --> 00:01:19,356 Yes. 28 00:01:19,756 --> 00:01:21,255 Only there was no-one on reception. 29 00:01:22,954 --> 00:01:24,653 Well, that's because we're in here. 30 00:01:24,953 --> 00:01:25,753 Spring cleaning. 31 00:01:27,951 --> 00:01:29,151 ?? What can we do for you? 32 00:01:29,450 --> 00:01:30,950 I need an injunction fast. 33 00:01:30,950 --> 00:01:33,448 I run this youth club, like a drop-in centre for problem kids. 34 00:01:33,648 --> 00:01:35,147 In four days it's gonna be levelled. 35 00:01:35,647 --> 00:01:38,745 - ?? Not really our field. - You see, the club's in a disused church, 36 00:01:38,745 --> 00:01:39,645 a listed building. 37 00:01:39,945 --> 00:01:42,243 Now some speculator buys it, says he's gonna knock it down. 38 00:01:43,443 --> 00:01:44,542 Yeah, that's terrible. 39 00:01:44,542 --> 00:01:46,141 But, tell you the truth, we're more... 40 00:01:46,141 --> 00:01:47,740 - Work-related injuries... ..based. - Divorce... 41 00:01:49,339 --> 00:01:50,339 Both. 42 00:01:52,038 --> 00:01:53,137 Yeah, yeah I get you, mate. 43 00:01:53,537 --> 00:01:55,436 just like all the other firms we spoke to. ?? 44 00:01:55,936 --> 00:01:57,335 Afraid to take on the big boys, right? 45 00:01:57,335 --> 00:01:58,534 That's us, typical law firm. 46 00:01:58,534 --> 00:02:01,233 So, if you're ever injured by your ex-wife. .. 47 00:02:01,732 --> 00:02:03,931 Give us a call. Yellow Pages...?? 48 00:02:03,931 --> 00:02:04,631 Wait. 49 00:02:07,229 --> 00:02:08,429 We may be able to help. 50 00:02:08,829 --> 00:02:11,927 You see, the thing is, we haven't got time for 'maybe'. 51 00:02:12,327 --> 00:02:13,226 I mean, which is it? 52 00:02:13,726 --> 00:02:14,625 You gonna take the case or not? 53 00:02:24,020 --> 00:02:32,016 www.1000fr.com presents 54 00:02:33,315 --> 00:02:41,310 Sync:FRS@ÃÎÁ§ 55 00:03:02,898 --> 00:03:04,498 HUSTLE S05E05 56 00:03:08,895 --> 00:03:12,093 Listen, I survived out there long enough to learn one thing... 57 00:03:12,593 --> 00:03:15,491 Kids who go down drop-in centres are scary. 58 00:03:17,390 --> 00:03:18,590 You think there's a mark in it? 59 00:03:18,790 --> 00:03:19,589 Not sure. 60 00:03:20,189 --> 00:03:22,188 I think we should go down to his youth club. 61 00:03:22,188 --> 00:03:23,987 The Pulse. Hear some more. 62 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:25,086 Couldn't hurt. 63 00:03:25,086 --> 00:03:25,786 Couldn't hurt!? 64 00:03:26,485 --> 00:03:27,485 It's in Poplar. 65 00:03:27,485 --> 00:03:29,284 Sounds fascinatingly urban. 66 00:03:29,284 --> 00:03:30,683 Let me know how it goes. 67 00:03:40,577 --> 00:03:43,476 You know, we've got four or five pool tables, music. 68 00:03:43,476 --> 00:03:45,075 jalon? j? 69 00:03:45,275 --> 00:03:45,874 Yeah... 70 00:03:46,474 --> 00:03:48,373 ?? We've got arts and crafts here. 71 00:03:48,473 --> 00:03:51,271 Once a week we have creative writer's workshops. 72 00:03:51,271 --> 00:03:52,271 If they want to, 73 00:03:52,271 --> 00:03:55,369 the kids can hang their stuff up on the lines or on the boards. 74 00:03:55,369 --> 00:03:57,968 We were looking for a yoga teacher but we couldn't really... 75 00:03:57,968 --> 00:03:59,467 Yeah, I see that look a lot. 76 00:03:59,667 --> 00:04:02,365 Then I show people the offending rates for our club users. 77 00:04:02,365 --> 00:04:05,863 One third the average for inner cities. I mean... 78 00:04:05,963 --> 00:04:07,063 ?? 79 00:04:07,063 --> 00:04:08,362 That's some pretty good stuff. 80 00:04:08,962 --> 00:04:10,161 Yeah, 81 00:04:10,161 --> 00:04:12,660 who'd have thought so many things rhyme with Glock nine mil. 82 00:04:13,259 --> 00:04:16,557 We try to get them to express themselves, in different ways. 83 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:19,856 And maybe they can resolve issues without violence. 84 00:04:19,856 --> 00:04:21,255 You making fun of my poem? 85 00:04:21,854 --> 00:04:24,153 ?? No. ..is that yours? 86 00:04:24,153 --> 00:04:26,652 ??? If anything I was just saying, it's interesting... 87 00:04:26,652 --> 00:04:27,351 Shanice! 88 00:04:27,351 --> 00:04:29,150 Could I just get past? 89 00:04:29,150 --> 00:04:31,549 DON'T make fun of my poem. 90 00:04:32,648 --> 00:04:34,348 How did he get by on the streets? 91 00:04:35,047 --> 00:04:36,147 He had a lot of help. 92 00:04:37,546 --> 00:04:40,944 Shanice, just do the breathing thing, Shanice, OK? 93 00:04:40,944 --> 00:04:41,843 She's crazy. 94 00:04:42,143 --> 00:04:43,742 ?? You know what the real problem is here? 95 00:04:43,742 --> 00:04:44,342 Can we leave? 96 00:04:44,342 --> 00:04:45,741 Soon. Lack of discipline. 97 00:04:46,241 --> 00:04:48,440 These kids've never done a decent day's work in their lives. 98 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:50,339 Hard manual labour's what they need. 99 00:04:50,339 --> 00:04:52,038 So what did you do when you were their age? ?? 100 00:04:52,038 --> 00:04:53,637 Not a stroke. Look how I turned out. 101 00:04:54,436 --> 00:04:55,336 Sorry about that. 102 00:04:55,336 --> 00:04:57,834 Shanice is making real progress with her anger management. 103 00:04:58,034 --> 00:05:00,433 Look guys, we thought we were set... 104 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:02,332 Listed building, nobody would touch it. 105 00:05:03,032 --> 00:05:05,230 Even when the lease ran out and the council put the place up for sale, 106 00:05:05,230 --> 00:05:06,130 we weren't worried. 107 00:05:06,530 --> 00:05:09,928 Then we find out that they're selling the place to some speculator. 108 00:05:09,928 --> 00:05:10,927 0h, dear. 109 00:05:11,327 --> 00:05:14,325 They said our cheque got lost in the system. 110 00:05:14,825 --> 00:05:18,523 Two weeks after that the listing's lifted. 111 00:05:19,023 --> 00:05:20,322 ?? That's got to be dodgy, right? 112 00:05:20,322 --> 00:05:22,221 How come you didn't go public with this? 113 00:05:22,221 --> 00:05:23,120 I was going to! 114 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:25,319 I had a whole campaign organised. ?? 115 00:05:25,919 --> 00:05:29,217 Our local MP, Rhona Christie, she convinced me to call it off, 116 00:05:29,517 --> 00:05:30,916 said she'd find us another building. 117 00:05:31,116 --> 00:05:32,315 Everyone'd be happy.. 118 00:05:32,315 --> 00:05:33,015 And?. 119 00:05:34,014 --> 00:05:35,414 She stopped returning our calls. 120 00:05:36,713 --> 00:05:37,912 That was the last we heard of her. 121 00:05:40,611 --> 00:05:42,310 Well, I say we help them. 122 00:05:42,310 --> 00:05:44,109 You must be joking. It doesn't need saving. ?? 123 00:05:44,109 --> 00:05:46,507 It needs an electric fence put round it to keep the kids in! 124 00:05:46,507 --> 00:05:47,507 Weren't you listening? 125 00:05:47,507 --> 00:05:49,905 Politicians, speculators, dodgy property deals... 126 00:05:49,905 --> 00:05:52,004 Sounds like a gift from the grifting gods. 127 00:05:52,504 --> 00:05:54,003 No, seriously, Albert, there was this one girl. ?? 128 00:05:54,003 --> 00:05:57,801 ?? This speculator, he wouldn't have bought a listed building on a hunch. ?? 129 00:05:57,801 --> 00:06:00,200 He must've known he could get the listing lifted. 130 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:00,899 Who'd tell him? 131 00:06:01,399 --> 00:06:03,598 That's insider dealing, kind of thing you get locked up for. 132 00:06:03,598 --> 00:06:06,496 Maybe the same person who persuaded Lennie to drop their campaign. 133 00:06:06,496 --> 00:06:07,396 The MP? 134 00:06:09,395 --> 00:06:10,294 Research? 135 00:06:10,994 --> 00:06:11,793 Research. 136 00:06:22,387 --> 00:06:22,887 What?! 137 00:06:24,886 --> 00:06:27,285 ?? Is that the real Big Ben there? 138 00:06:27,884 --> 00:06:29,383 It's there, that's it there! 139 00:06:29,383 --> 00:06:30,283 Thank you. 140 00:07:12,659 --> 00:07:14,958 Sorry?! Do you know what you can do with 'sorry'? 141 00:07:15,658 --> 00:07:17,357 Get a cardboard box, 142 00:07:17,357 --> 00:07:18,956 put 'sorry' in there, 143 00:07:19,256 --> 00:07:22,154 then go to your desk and put the rest of your crap in there with it 144 00:07:22,154 --> 00:07:23,553 and get out of my office! 145 00:07:24,953 --> 00:07:27,751 Rhona Christie. Career politician. 146 00:07:28,850 --> 00:07:32,648 Took a marginal seat promising to speak up for the man and woman in the street. 147 00:07:32,848 --> 00:07:35,647 Preserve ethics and integrity in public life. 148 00:07:37,446 --> 00:07:40,844 Built a reputation as a conscientious MP. 149 00:07:40,844 --> 00:07:42,143 Well, thought of in the party. 150 00:07:43,342 --> 00:07:46,740 Four years on she's someone of influence in the construction industry. 151 00:07:47,940 --> 00:07:51,238 Christie's a key member of the team behind the Minister for Urban Development. 152 00:07:51,238 --> 00:07:53,836 Her job's 'to streamline the regulatory process 153 00:07:53,836 --> 00:07:55,735 and accelerate economic growth. 154 00:07:56,235 --> 00:07:56,835 What's that? 155 00:07:56,835 --> 00:07:59,433 She picks projects to fast track, then makes them happen. 156 00:07:59,433 --> 00:08:03,131 It means that she can by-pass planners, environmentalists... 157 00:08:03,131 --> 00:08:04,431 That's a lot of influence. 158 00:08:04,730 --> 00:08:08,428 ?? Probably why she's every construction bigwig in the country fawning over her. 159 00:08:09,628 --> 00:08:12,226 ?? She uses her influence to help them put up their new buildings. 160 00:08:12,226 --> 00:08:14,225 Or better still, it lets them tear down the old ones. 161 00:08:15,724 --> 00:08:17,723 If they've got a listed building on a site they own, 162 00:08:18,223 --> 00:08:19,522 it means they can't develop. 163 00:08:19,822 --> 00:08:23,520 That's why Christie's the fairy godmother. 164 00:08:23,820 --> 00:08:27,817 With a wave of her wand turns a worthless property into prime real-estate. 165 00:08:28,017 --> 00:08:30,216 And you think she delisted the Pulse? 166 00:08:30,216 --> 00:08:31,515 ?? She was in the room when it happened. 167 00:08:31,515 --> 00:08:32,915 Yeah, but that doesn't prove... 168 00:08:32,915 --> 00:08:35,013 ?? She's right. Christie's not stupid. 169 00:08:35,013 --> 00:08:37,112 ?? She's not going to leave evidence lying around. ?? 170 00:08:37,312 --> 00:08:39,311 ?? If she's taking bungs, ??? 171 00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:41,510 how does the money go from the developers to her? 172 00:08:41,510 --> 00:08:42,309 Brown envelopes. 173 00:08:42,309 --> 00:08:44,008 Not these days. Too risky. 174 00:08:44,208 --> 00:08:46,507 MPs know the bloke with the brown envelope's got a chance 175 00:08:46,507 --> 00:08:48,306 of being an undercover journalist. 176 00:08:48,606 --> 00:08:50,805 Developers can't expose themselves either. 177 00:08:51,105 --> 00:08:52,804 They have to account for their outgoings. 178 00:08:53,103 --> 00:08:53,703 All right, fine. 179 00:08:53,703 --> 00:08:54,603 We give up. 180 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:55,802 How? 181 00:08:55,802 --> 00:08:57,301 No idea. I've drawn a blank. 182 00:08:57,901 --> 00:09:00,799 How ever Christie's covering her tracks, she's very good at it. 183 00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:03,897 The only way to find out how she does her deals ?? 184 00:09:04,397 --> 00:09:05,297 is to offer her one. 185 00:09:06,096 --> 00:09:07,695 If she's dodgy. We'll find out. 186 00:09:08,095 --> 00:09:08,995 ?? 187 00:09:09,694 --> 00:09:11,793 Yes, general election's not far off. 188 00:09:11,793 --> 00:09:13,892 She's got to be looking for one last big pay day. 189 00:09:13,892 --> 00:09:16,390 First we find a property developer, 190 00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:17,790 borrow their identity, 191 00:09:18,189 --> 00:09:21,188 make Christie believe they're offering bungs for a quick de-listing. 192 00:09:21,588 --> 00:09:24,486 Then, we get ourselves into the developer's place of business, 193 00:09:25,186 --> 00:09:26,085 and close the deal. 194 00:09:26,385 --> 00:09:27,084 That's all? 195 00:09:27,384 --> 00:09:28,384 No, not quite. 196 00:09:28,384 --> 00:09:31,782 Before that we have to get someone inside Christie's office. 197 00:09:32,082 --> 00:09:35,380 Sadly, her and her researcher have had a parting of the ways. 198 00:09:35,580 --> 00:09:37,779 Apparently, she goes through them at the rate of one a week. 199 00:09:37,779 --> 00:09:39,478 Chews them up and spits 'em out. 200 00:09:40,577 --> 00:09:42,776 So, who do we know that's bite sized? 201 00:09:48,373 --> 00:09:48,972 Huh? 202 00:09:49,472 --> 00:09:51,771 We'd like you to apply for the post of researcher. 203 00:09:52,071 --> 00:09:52,670 Me? 204 00:09:54,469 --> 00:09:55,269 Why me? 205 00:09:55,269 --> 00:09:58,667 Because you have an impressive ability to absorb and apply new information. 206 00:09:59,167 --> 00:10:00,166 And you're the only one of us 207 00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:02,765 ?? going to pass for some spod just straight out of uni. 208 00:10:04,464 --> 00:10:05,863 But I don't know anything about politics. 209 00:10:05,863 --> 00:10:06,662 That's all right. 210 00:10:07,462 --> 00:10:08,961 Picked you up some background reading. 211 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:11,660 Could be a long afternoon. 212 00:10:11,660 --> 00:10:13,659 Make sure you've got your head round these by the morning. 213 00:10:14,558 --> 00:10:16,057 Got to get the details right. 214 00:10:16,457 --> 00:10:18,156 Wouldn't want you getting spat out too soon. 215 00:10:18,356 --> 00:10:19,255 Eddie's anyone? 216 00:10:19,455 --> 00:10:22,254 Yeah, what a lovely idea that is. 217 00:10:24,053 --> 00:10:25,352 Don't work too hard. 218 00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:32,948 You're concerned. 219 00:10:32,948 --> 00:10:34,347 Ah! She is concerned. 220 00:10:34,747 --> 00:10:35,446 ?? 221 00:10:35,446 --> 00:10:36,946 And unless I'm very much mistaken, 222 00:10:36,946 --> 00:10:38,445 Emma here is a bit anxious 223 00:10:38,445 --> 00:10:42,143 about how her little brother's going to get on in the murky world of politics. 224 00:10:44,042 --> 00:10:46,240 Actually that wasn't what I was concerned about. 225 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:47,240 Right. 226 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:48,739 What I was thinking was, 227 00:10:48,939 --> 00:10:51,338 the demolition men go to work on the Pulse on Friday. ?? 228 00:10:51,937 --> 00:10:53,336 That's in three days. 229 00:10:53,336 --> 00:10:54,536 ?? Even if this comes off 230 00:10:54,536 --> 00:10:56,235 and we work out how Christie's making money 231 00:10:56,235 --> 00:10:57,834 and how we con her and all that, 232 00:10:59,233 --> 00:11:01,532 how does that save the Pulse? 233 00:11:01,832 --> 00:11:03,631 ?? More or less what I was saying, really. 234 00:11:04,630 --> 00:11:08,628 After we expose Christie, everyone will see the deal's not kosher. 235 00:11:08,828 --> 00:11:10,327 ?? By then it'll be too late. 236 00:11:10,327 --> 00:11:11,726 The bulldozers will have flattened it. 237 00:11:13,625 --> 00:11:14,425 Hmm. Don't worry. 238 00:11:14,425 --> 00:11:15,424 We'll think of something. 239 00:11:19,322 --> 00:11:20,521 The lady in question. 240 00:11:20,521 --> 00:11:22,320 This policy initiative is about choice. 241 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:26,318 It's about empowering communities, something I'm passionate about. 242 00:11:26,418 --> 00:11:27,318 Doesn't seem so bad. 243 00:11:27,917 --> 00:11:29,316 You wait till the cameras go off. 244 00:11:32,814 --> 00:11:37,212 ?? This is a list of 30 of the biggest London-based property developers. 245 00:11:37,212 --> 00:11:38,811 Albert's gotta be one of these people. 246 00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:40,810 There's a lot of aristos. 247 00:11:40,810 --> 00:11:41,610 Funny that. 248 00:11:41,610 --> 00:11:42,809 How's your toff, Albert? 249 00:11:43,009 --> 00:11:44,708 Not bad, if I do say so myself. 250 00:11:49,205 --> 00:11:52,404 What about this one, Dave McAsker... Glaswegian. Do your Gorbals. ?? 251 00:11:52,404 --> 00:11:55,902 I'd hardly been ga'en the name of a Scot, for I'm nae a Scot myself. 252 00:11:56,301 --> 00:11:58,700 ?? Darren Black. A cockney. 253 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:02,298 - All right mate, ?? I'm a cockney, - hell... 254 00:12:02,298 --> 00:12:04,197 Oh! Look at... Sorry. 255 00:12:04,497 --> 00:12:07,995 ?? Here. jj Kayne. Billionaire. 256 00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:09,494 There's no images coming up. 257 00:12:09,494 --> 00:12:10,793 ?? Camera shy. 258 00:12:10,793 --> 00:12:12,093 ?? Keeps himself to himself. 259 00:12:12,792 --> 00:12:14,491 So Christie won't have met him. Or know what he looks like. 260 00:12:14,491 --> 00:12:15,591 But She'll know who he is.?? 261 00:12:15,591 --> 00:12:17,290 Big name in property. ??? 262 00:12:17,290 --> 00:12:19,788 ?? If we could convince Christie that someone like jj Kayne 263 00:12:19,788 --> 00:12:22,287 would occasionally take the odd shady deal, 264 00:12:22,287 --> 00:12:24,286 it'd be a great relationship for her to foster. 265 00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:27,384 And sorry, no offence Albert, but he qualifies for a bus pass. 266 00:12:28,883 --> 00:12:31,182 0h, ?? and it says here 267 00:12:31,182 --> 00:12:33,381 that he also happens to be American. 268 00:12:34,380 --> 00:12:37,478 I'd still like to try my cockney, give it a punt. 269 00:12:39,277 --> 00:12:40,277 - jj Kayne. - jj Kayne. 270 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:41,376 ??? 271 00:12:42,776 --> 00:12:45,474 'Albert's jj Kayne, a big property developer and your godfather.' 272 00:12:45,474 --> 00:12:46,274 Yep, got it. 273 00:12:47,773 --> 00:12:48,972 Looks like I've got a new godfather. 274 00:12:49,772 --> 00:12:51,870 What it's not about, Peter, is, 275 00:12:51,870 --> 00:12:53,270 and I make no apology for this, 276 00:12:53,270 --> 00:12:57,068 ?? it's not about top-down handouts or dependency culture. 277 00:12:58,567 --> 00:12:59,366 Nervous? 278 00:13:00,766 --> 00:13:01,465 Nah. 279 00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:05,863 Thought you might be nervous, corridors of power and all that. 280 00:13:06,362 --> 00:13:06,962 Well. 281 00:13:07,762 --> 00:13:08,761 The thing you've got to grasp is 282 00:13:08,761 --> 00:13:11,060 the electorate's got the ?? service and welfare expectations 283 00:13:11,060 --> 00:13:12,759 of a Scandinavian social democracy, 284 00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:16,357 coupled with a low tolerance for taxation levels that stray above 25%. 285 00:13:16,757 --> 00:13:18,356 Once y0u've got that it's a piece of piss. 286 00:13:22,853 --> 00:13:23,553 CV. 287 00:13:27,051 --> 00:13:28,150 A first from Cambridge. 288 00:13:28,550 --> 00:13:31,049 ?? Told you all that hard work and dedication would pay off. 289 00:13:33,347 --> 00:13:34,647 What if she follows up the references? 290 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,046 Check the telephone numbers. 291 00:13:39,044 --> 00:13:40,044 They're all yours. 292 00:13:41,243 --> 00:13:41,943 Barrington? 293 00:13:41,943 --> 00:13:44,341 Fine fellow, good head on his shoulders. 294 00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:45,940 Played golf with his father, 295 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:48,139 he's a fine fellow too. 296 00:13:52,936 --> 00:13:53,536 Fine. 297 00:13:53,536 --> 00:13:54,636 You sure you're not nervous? 298 00:13:54,636 --> 00:13:56,335 Only your CV's shaking a bit. 299 00:13:56,834 --> 00:13:58,134 ?? I might be a little bit. 300 00:13:59,433 --> 00:14:00,732 You must've been nervous your first time. 301 00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:01,931 ?? I was. 302 00:14:02,731 --> 00:14:06,329 Luckily I'd Albert with me, he did something. Took me mind off it. 303 00:14:06,629 --> 00:14:07,228 Yeah. 304 00:14:08,028 --> 00:14:08,728 What did he do? 305 00:14:09,727 --> 00:14:11,526 Stamped on my foot. I was fine after that. 306 00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:18,322 Ms Christie. ?? Could I have a word? 307 00:14:18,322 --> 00:14:18,922 How can I help? 308 00:14:18,922 --> 00:14:20,321 ?? I've followed your career very closely... 309 00:14:20,321 --> 00:14:22,220 ?? You're one of my favourite parliamentarians. 310 00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:23,120 Top five! 311 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:25,218 No, scrap that, top three. 312 00:14:25,218 --> 00:14:26,218 And what do you want? 313 00:14:26,718 --> 00:14:27,917 A job as a researcher. 314 00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:29,616 Sorry, I should've said that. 315 00:14:34,613 --> 00:14:37,212 - If you'd just look at my CV. - Already got a pile of those in my office, 316 00:14:37,212 --> 00:14:38,411 they block the light out. 317 00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:40,010 That's why I thought I'd approach you. 318 00:14:40,010 --> 00:14:41,609 Make a positive face to face impression. 319 00:14:41,609 --> 00:14:43,208 ?? Still think that was a good idea? ?? 320 00:14:43,208 --> 00:14:46,507 - I got a first in politics! - Now he's reciting his CV! ?? 321 00:14:46,507 --> 00:14:47,606 I've submitted several papers 322 00:14:47,606 --> 00:14:49,005 - to leading think-tanks. - Boring! 323 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:52,104 - I'm dedicated, pro-active, ambitious. - Don't forget boring! 324 00:14:52,104 --> 00:14:53,903 - I did a two year MA at... - Goodbye! 325 00:15:00,999 --> 00:15:02,198 Then I finished my MA, 326 00:15:02,198 --> 00:15:05,596 after which I served a six month internship at Kayne Holdings. 327 00:15:06,096 --> 00:15:07,595 Kayne Holdings. How did you swing that one? 328 00:15:07,595 --> 00:15:08,794 It wasn't very difficult. 329 00:15:08,994 --> 00:15:10,293 jj's my godfather. 330 00:15:11,593 --> 00:15:14,391 - He's a good friend friend of my... - Follow me. Two steps behind. 331 00:15:15,191 --> 00:15:16,090 Erm. ..he's with me. 332 00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:24,286 I get in at eight and I leave between ten and midnight. 333 00:15:24,585 --> 00:15:26,484 You're here when I arrive, and after I go home. 334 00:15:28,183 --> 00:15:31,881 When you're not here, you're on call 24 hours, seven days a week. 335 00:15:31,881 --> 00:15:32,881 That's your desk. 336 00:15:32,881 --> 00:15:34,280 The position's unpaid. 337 00:15:35,379 --> 00:15:36,479 Sounds very fair. 338 00:15:36,679 --> 00:15:37,778 It's not supposed to. 339 00:15:47,273 --> 00:15:47,872 I'm in. 340 00:15:49,771 --> 00:15:50,671 Nice one. 341 00:15:51,870 --> 00:15:54,069 Bride and groom only, please. 342 00:15:54,769 --> 00:15:55,468 Hold on. 343 00:15:56,767 --> 00:15:57,767 Big smiles. 344 00:15:59,566 --> 00:16:00,266 Lovely. 345 00:16:00,365 --> 00:16:02,164 ?? We may have to postpone the honeymoon, my dear. 346 00:16:02,164 --> 00:16:04,463 ?? I've got some business I have to take care of in the country. 347 00:16:07,761 --> 00:16:08,961 I'm sending through her diary now. 348 00:16:21,354 --> 00:16:22,353 Should come in handy. 349 00:16:27,850 --> 00:16:28,850 She's horrible. 350 00:16:29,149 --> 00:16:30,749 It's only for a few days. 351 00:16:30,749 --> 00:16:32,847 A few days is a long time in politics, OK? 352 00:16:34,347 --> 00:16:36,545 No, jj. She's not that kind of MP. 353 00:16:37,245 --> 00:16:38,244 Look, I have to go now, OK? 354 00:16:38,944 --> 00:16:40,343 BYe_ 355 00:16:40,743 --> 00:16:43,042 I need a two page precis of this lot. 356 00:16:43,342 --> 00:16:44,441 Within the hour. 357 00:16:44,441 --> 00:16:45,241 Sure... 358 00:16:45,241 --> 00:16:46,040 Sorry about that. 359 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:49,338 jj got very excited when he heard who I'm working for. 360 00:16:49,538 --> 00:16:52,137 ?? Great guy, but a bit old school in his business practices, 361 00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:53,536 if you know what I mean... 362 00:16:53,936 --> 00:16:55,635 - He sounds like a character. - Hmm. 363 00:16:57,833 --> 00:16:59,033 Oh, and, erm... 364 00:17:00,132 --> 00:17:02,031 one more personal call and you're fired. 365 00:17:18,922 --> 00:17:21,720 If you so much as move another inch, 366 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:23,919 I'll blow your head off your shoulders. 367 00:17:25,618 --> 00:17:28,416 Miriam, is that any way to greet an old friend? 368 00:17:30,815 --> 00:17:31,915 Albert? 369 00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:37,112 I've got to get a new prescription for these things. 370 00:17:37,112 --> 00:17:39,310 I might've shot you where you stand. 371 00:17:41,909 --> 00:17:43,608 Now what can I do for you? 372 00:17:47,606 --> 00:17:49,605 All right? Get this. 373 00:17:49,904 --> 00:17:51,903 I've just done a 12-hour day, yeah? 374 00:17:52,303 --> 00:17:53,103 What does she go and do? 375 00:17:53,702 --> 00:17:55,601 She gives me homework. Work. .. 376 00:17:55,601 --> 00:17:57,600 To do at home. After work. 377 00:17:57,800 --> 00:18:01,798 Right, so difficulties with the old work-life balance then, eh? 378 00:18:01,898 --> 00:18:03,097 ?? Very insightful. 379 00:18:03,597 --> 00:18:04,296 Where's Emma? 380 00:18:04,696 --> 00:18:05,296 Booth. 381 00:18:07,095 --> 00:18:07,795 No, it's true! 382 00:18:08,594 --> 00:18:10,293 If I'd to guess I'd say those two were... 383 00:18:10,293 --> 00:18:12,192 Shh, shh, shh. 384 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:13,991 How old are they? 385 00:18:13,991 --> 00:18:15,190 Not very old. 386 00:18:16,090 --> 00:18:19,088 At what point do you stop appreciating the expertise...? 387 00:18:19,488 --> 00:18:20,088 All right?! ?? 388 00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:22,187 - ?? - Hi. 389 00:18:23,486 --> 00:18:25,685 How's the cut-throat world of political intrigue? 390 00:18:25,685 --> 00:18:26,684 Brilliant, yeah. 391 00:18:27,484 --> 00:18:29,183 I Thought you could go over the breakdown of the con for me. 392 00:18:29,183 --> 00:18:30,382 Seeing as I wasn't around. 393 00:18:30,882 --> 00:18:33,080 Yeah. Good idea. Have a seat. 394 00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:36,479 I'lljust get a drink. 395 00:18:43,075 --> 00:18:45,973 ?? Albert will play jj Kayne, your godfather. 396 00:18:45,973 --> 00:18:46,573 Yeah. 397 00:18:46,973 --> 00:18:49,771 ?? Emma will play Georgia, his wife... 398 00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:52,470 We're just working out how to get into Kayne's office. 399 00:18:53,569 --> 00:18:54,768 I'll be their personal lawyer. 400 00:18:54,768 --> 00:18:57,367 Meaning...you're in the office with Emma. 401 00:18:58,866 --> 00:18:59,866 And Albert. 402 00:19:00,165 --> 00:19:01,764 Hmm. Funny that. 403 00:19:02,264 --> 00:19:03,763 You and Emma working the inside again. 404 00:19:04,363 --> 00:19:06,162 Seems to break down that way a lot, doesn't it, Mick? 405 00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:08,461 Only this time you've got me putting in a 25 hour day 406 00:19:08,461 --> 00:19:10,260 as Christie's personal punch bag. 407 00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:12,459 It's worked out nice for ya. 408 00:19:13,558 --> 00:19:14,757 That's not why... 409 00:19:14,757 --> 00:19:15,957 I see what's going on. 410 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:17,556 You see it? 411 00:19:17,556 --> 00:19:18,455 Yeah, I see it. 412 00:19:20,554 --> 00:19:22,353 Did you mind telling me what 'it' is? 413 00:19:22,853 --> 00:19:24,652 Well, you seem to be arranging it 414 00:19:24,652 --> 00:19:26,651 so you can spend all your time alone with Emma. 415 00:19:28,849 --> 00:19:29,549 Am I? 416 00:19:30,049 --> 00:19:32,447 I'm not messing around Mick. That's my sister we're talking about here! 417 00:19:34,846 --> 00:19:36,245 Now I want to know what y0u've got in mind. 418 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:40,143 This might be the most old fashioned conversation I've ever had. 419 00:19:40,143 --> 00:19:41,043 Listen. 420 00:19:41,742 --> 00:19:43,141 I've seen how you look at her, all right? 421 00:19:44,940 --> 00:19:46,739 And I'm just warning you, 422 00:19:46,739 --> 00:19:48,339 keep your distance. 423 00:19:50,737 --> 00:19:52,336 You two get together, fine, 424 00:19:52,336 --> 00:19:54,235 have your little work- place romance, whatever. 425 00:19:54,835 --> 00:19:55,834 That comes to an end, 426 00:19:56,334 --> 00:19:58,033 you're OK to pick up where you left off, But she's not. 427 00:19:58,033 --> 00:20:00,532 ?? She can't afford this to go wrong for her. ??? 428 00:20:02,131 --> 00:20:04,130 And don't do that stupid smirky thing. 429 00:20:04,729 --> 00:20:06,329 - I'm not. - It winds me up. 430 00:20:06,528 --> 00:20:08,727 I'm smiling, genuinely. 431 00:20:09,427 --> 00:20:11,626 I think it's admirable, you looking out for her. 432 00:20:11,825 --> 00:20:13,025 ?? I give you my word, 433 00:20:13,025 --> 00:20:15,823 I'll always behave honourably towards your sister. 434 00:20:16,823 --> 00:20:17,922 Admirable, yeah. 435 00:20:20,621 --> 00:20:22,020 Yeah, well we'll see, won't we, Mick? 436 00:20:39,210 --> 00:20:40,010 Michelle Mae? 437 00:20:40,010 --> 00:20:41,509 It's six o'clock in the morning. 438 00:20:41,809 --> 00:20:42,908 Yeah, tell me about it. 439 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:45,607 ?? Travel company said you need these as early as possible 440 00:20:45,607 --> 00:20:46,906 if you're gonna make the flight. 441 00:20:46,906 --> 00:20:47,506 Flight? 442 00:20:51,104 --> 00:20:52,703 Two day city break in Madrid. 443 00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:55,501 Madrid! 0h! Party town. 444 00:20:55,501 --> 00:20:56,401 For two. 445 00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,799 I didn't book a city break in Madrid. 446 00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:02,297 ?? Tickets are in your name. 447 00:21:03,497 --> 00:21:04,396 ?? I tell you what. 448 00:21:04,896 --> 00:21:06,895 These travel companies are always screwing up. 449 00:21:07,295 --> 00:21:10,593 If you don't say anything, then I won't say anything. 450 00:21:18,089 --> 00:21:19,888 Only, you've got two hours to catch that plane. 451 00:21:21,687 --> 00:21:22,286 Cheers. 452 00:21:27,283 --> 00:21:31,281 Shivery, yeah, pains in my bones. 453 00:21:32,281 --> 00:21:34,779 Don't know how I'm going to feel tomorrow either if I'm honest... 454 00:21:36,178 --> 00:21:38,677 0h, thanks, Troy. 455 00:21:39,976 --> 00:21:41,575 Gatwick, fast! 456 00:21:47,672 --> 00:21:49,171 Are you sure you can get the position? 457 00:21:49,371 --> 00:21:50,770 It's a guy in charge, isn't it? 458 00:21:52,569 --> 00:21:53,869 Lovely to meet you, Troy. 459 00:21:56,167 --> 00:21:59,066 I don't understand how you got here so fast. 460 00:22:00,065 --> 00:22:03,463 Our regular office assistant only just rang in sick. 461 00:22:03,763 --> 00:22:05,962 Well, we're not called Quickie-Temps for nothing. 462 00:00:01,160 --> 00:00:06,160 sync by havoc 463 00:22:07,161 --> 00:22:09,060 ?? Is it hot in here or is it me? 464 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:13,058 Don't say both. I'm just gonna. .. 465 00:22:19,354 --> 00:22:21,153 We do need somebody. 466 00:22:22,153 --> 00:22:22,952 However, 467 00:22:25,951 --> 00:22:30,748 I'm not sure you're suitable. 468 00:22:33,147 --> 00:22:35,246 Ooh, shoes. 469 00:22:35,246 --> 00:22:36,045 Excuse me? 470 00:22:37,045 --> 00:22:39,343 Prada loafers. Very nice. 471 00:22:39,343 --> 00:22:40,043 Thank you. 472 00:22:45,540 --> 00:22:46,739 Christian Louboutin. 473 00:23:05,529 --> 00:23:07,128 Ooh, what is that? Is that jasmine? 474 00:23:07,827 --> 00:23:08,527 You like? 475 00:23:09,327 --> 00:23:10,626 I adore. 476 00:23:18,122 --> 00:23:19,821 This Godfather of yours. .. 477 00:23:22,719 --> 00:23:23,519 Get me a meeting. 478 00:23:23,519 --> 00:23:25,618 OK. Only... 479 00:23:25,917 --> 00:23:26,617 What? 480 00:23:27,417 --> 00:23:29,016 He doesn't really do meetings. 481 00:23:30,215 --> 00:23:32,014 Get me the meeting or find a new job. 482 00:23:33,013 --> 00:23:33,613 Right. 483 00:23:36,312 --> 00:23:37,011 What now? 484 00:23:39,110 --> 00:23:40,709 Is that gonna count as a personal call? 485 00:23:47,505 --> 00:23:49,704 Can I just say, this hasn't been easy to set up. 486 00:23:50,204 --> 00:23:50,804 That's him. 487 00:23:51,303 --> 00:23:53,202 Alex Cooper. Kayne's lawyer. 488 00:23:53,202 --> 00:23:54,801 Everything goes through Alex. 489 00:23:54,801 --> 00:23:56,300 jj said we can have five minutes. 490 00:23:56,300 --> 00:23:58,000 Why's he talking to Hugh Cannon? 491 00:23:58,399 --> 00:24:00,398 Thought I recognised the face. 492 00:24:00,798 --> 00:24:02,297 I'm sorry for coming up to you like this. 493 00:24:02,297 --> 00:24:04,696 Right, Hugh Cannon. Shadow... 494 00:24:04,696 --> 00:24:06,195 Development Secretary. 495 00:24:06,395 --> 00:24:07,094 Bastard. 496 00:24:07,494 --> 00:24:10,593 Is there any way I could make some kind of contribution to party funds? 497 00:24:10,593 --> 00:24:12,891 ?? Nothing massive, couple of hundred thousand... 498 00:24:12,891 --> 00:24:14,290 He's probably putting out feelers. 499 00:24:14,290 --> 00:24:16,089 In case there's a change of govern... 500 00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:17,888 Government. 501 00:24:19,388 --> 00:24:19,987 Sorry. 502 00:24:20,887 --> 00:24:23,885 jj does always say how property's a long-term business. 503 00:24:24,585 --> 00:24:26,684 I'm in printing, for my sins, 504 00:24:27,483 --> 00:24:30,082 ?? hence all this bumf. Please ignore. 505 00:24:30,082 --> 00:24:31,481 That's City Side. 506 00:24:31,681 --> 00:24:35,679 jj's biggest project. 30 acres of retail and living complex. 507 00:24:35,978 --> 00:24:38,977 ?? He's always banging on about it... 'We'll make millions, my boy.' 508 00:24:39,576 --> 00:24:41,975 Only problem is, there's a bunch of listed buildings on the site. 509 00:24:42,375 --> 00:24:43,474 I'll be in touch. 510 00:24:44,074 --> 00:24:45,273 It would be wonderful to do business with you. 511 00:24:45,273 --> 00:24:46,073 Actually, thinking about it, 512 00:24:46,073 --> 00:24:48,072 - I probably shouldn't have said that... - Shut up. 513 00:24:49,371 --> 00:24:50,071 Afternoon. 514 00:24:50,770 --> 00:24:53,669 - Hi, Alex, this is... - Rhona Christie. MP. 515 00:24:53,968 --> 00:24:55,268 Yes. jj mentioned you. 516 00:24:55,268 --> 00:24:58,166 I work very closely with the Minister for Urban Development. 517 00:24:58,466 --> 00:25:01,164 My department's always keen to explore sites 518 00:25:01,164 --> 00:25:03,163 with potential for regeneration. 519 00:25:04,063 --> 00:25:06,761 Let me know if Mr Kayne feels a meeting 520 00:25:06,761 --> 00:25:08,260 would be mutually beneficial... 521 00:25:08,260 --> 00:25:11,459 ?? Yes, of course. I'll do that. 522 00:25:15,256 --> 00:25:16,256 - Thanks. - Bye. 523 00:25:18,555 --> 00:25:20,154 This City Side development... 524 00:25:20,154 --> 00:25:21,553 I thought we were gonna forget that. 525 00:25:21,553 --> 00:25:24,351 It'll create jobs, huge benefits to the area. 526 00:25:24,351 --> 00:25:25,951 It's my brief to make this happen. 527 00:25:25,951 --> 00:25:27,150 I'm not sure jj's someone 528 00:25:27,150 --> 00:25:29,149 - you want to get too deeply... - If they're ?? approaching the opposition 529 00:25:29,149 --> 00:25:30,148 I need to move fast. 530 00:25:30,148 --> 00:25:32,947 This should be a feather in our cap, not the Tories. 531 00:25:32,947 --> 00:25:34,746 Brief me on Kayne. Everything you know. 532 00:25:37,844 --> 00:25:38,843 Tough day at the office? 533 00:25:38,843 --> 00:25:40,143 I don't know how people do it. 534 00:25:42,741 --> 00:25:43,541 Thank you. 535 00:25:43,941 --> 00:25:45,040 So, when do we go in? 536 00:25:48,538 --> 00:25:51,536 There is a window of 43 minutes. 537 00:25:51,736 --> 00:25:53,135 Sounds specific. 538 00:25:53,135 --> 00:25:53,735 It is. 539 00:25:54,235 --> 00:25:55,134 Troy told me. 540 00:25:55,834 --> 00:25:56,733 Troy! 541 00:25:56,733 --> 00:25:58,333 ?? According to Troy, 542 00:25:58,333 --> 00:26:00,931 old man Kayne is a creature of strict routine. 543 00:26:01,531 --> 00:26:03,130 He stays up late with the global markets. 544 00:26:03,130 --> 00:26:05,429 So he doesn't get to the office until 10. 545 00:26:06,328 --> 00:26:08,227 0n the dot. Always. 546 00:26:08,627 --> 00:26:09,826 Morning, Mr Kayne. 547 00:26:09,826 --> 00:26:12,025 He's not a big people person... 548 00:26:15,323 --> 00:26:16,822 He reads the financial papers, 549 00:26:16,822 --> 00:26:18,521 talks to his overseas brokers 550 00:26:18,521 --> 00:26:21,919 for precisely 182 minutes. 551 00:26:24,618 --> 00:26:25,917 Afternoon, Mr Kayne. 552 00:26:26,217 --> 00:26:27,916 At 1:02, he comes out again. 553 00:26:28,716 --> 00:26:31,514 And he's inside his people carrier by 1:10. 554 00:26:32,913 --> 00:26:37,211 By 1:17, he's tucking into a bowl of French onion soup. 555 00:26:37,211 --> 00:26:38,710 Same soup every day. 556 00:26:39,010 --> 00:26:40,409 How do you know what soup he has? 557 00:26:40,409 --> 00:26:42,108 Nice lunch, Mr Kayne? 558 00:26:42,108 --> 00:26:43,807 Get me New York! 559 00:26:45,406 --> 00:26:46,206 Breath. 560 00:26:48,005 --> 00:26:49,904 I do appreciate a strict routine. 561 00:26:52,103 --> 00:26:53,602 We have to get into his offices, 562 00:26:53,602 --> 00:26:55,601 take the meeting as jj Kayne, 563 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,199 convince Christie to buy into the deal 564 00:26:58,199 --> 00:27:00,998 and be out again without anyone notices. 565 00:27:00,998 --> 00:27:02,497 Think we can do it in the time? 566 00:27:06,395 --> 00:27:07,194 Let's give it a go. 567 00:27:15,290 --> 00:27:17,189 You're looking very groomed. 568 00:27:17,788 --> 00:27:20,087 Got an interview later for a permanent job. 569 00:27:20,687 --> 00:27:21,586 0h! 570 00:27:21,586 --> 00:27:22,586 I know! 571 00:27:22,586 --> 00:27:23,585 Don't go! 572 00:27:25,484 --> 00:27:26,983 Morning, Mr Kayne. 573 00:27:46,472 --> 00:27:47,672 Should I call someone? 574 00:27:48,371 --> 00:27:49,671 We'll send our best man. 575 00:27:52,869 --> 00:27:54,668 Enjoy your lunch, Mr Kayne. 576 00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:09,659 ?? 577 00:28:09,859 --> 00:28:13,757 They said to take this upto Kayne Holdings? 578 00:28:20,154 --> 00:28:21,353 Send him up. 579 00:28:21,353 --> 00:28:22,152 It's here! 580 00:28:23,152 --> 00:28:23,851 Fifth floor. 581 00:28:23,851 --> 00:28:25,051 Fifth floor, cheers. 582 00:28:40,142 --> 00:28:41,242 Dennis, it's fourth floor. 583 00:28:41,242 --> 00:28:44,240 I've got an interview with Kayne Holdings in about... 584 00:28:44,940 --> 00:28:46,839 five minutes. ?? Could I just use your bathroom? 585 00:28:46,839 --> 00:28:47,838 ?? Bit nervous. ?? 586 00:28:47,838 --> 00:28:48,938 Sure. Through to the left. 587 00:28:48,938 --> 00:28:49,537 Thanks. 588 00:29:01,131 --> 00:29:03,429 I have a 1:20 dental appointment. 589 00:29:11,425 --> 00:29:12,324 Troy McCabe? 590 00:29:12,524 --> 00:29:13,224 Speaking. 591 00:29:13,424 --> 00:29:15,523 Flat 2, 194 Cumberland Grove? 592 00:29:15,523 --> 00:29:16,522 That's correct. 593 00:29:16,722 --> 00:29:18,621 'Fraid there's been a small blaze at that address, sir. 594 00:29:18,921 --> 00:29:21,120 ?? Seems someone left a lit candle unattended... 595 00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:21,819 Oh, my God. 596 00:29:21,819 --> 00:29:24,418 Don't alarm yourself. We got it under control. 597 00:29:24,418 --> 00:29:26,117 Most of the damage was to ?? 598 00:29:26,117 --> 00:29:29,315 what appear to be interior design magazines. 599 00:29:30,614 --> 00:29:32,113 The Elle Decos. .. 600 00:29:35,012 --> 00:29:35,811 Take over. 601 00:29:37,311 --> 00:29:38,710 So, come down... 602 00:30:23,985 --> 00:30:25,484 Oh, hello, Mr Kayne. 603 00:30:26,083 --> 00:30:28,282 No, Troy had to step out for a moment I'm afraid. 604 00:30:29,082 --> 00:30:30,781 Something about his house burning down? 605 00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:33,679 You're coming back? 606 00:30:35,378 --> 00:30:36,278 That soon? 607 00:30:46,372 --> 00:30:48,671 Certainly, Mr Kayne. I'll go and greet them, shall I? 608 00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:09,959 Out by two, remember? 609 00:31:10,059 --> 00:31:11,158 I'll bear that in mind. 610 00:31:17,455 --> 00:31:18,454 Ms Christie. 611 00:31:18,654 --> 00:31:20,153 So pleased we could do this. 612 00:31:20,253 --> 00:31:22,752 May I introduce Georgia Kayne, jj's wife. 613 00:31:22,852 --> 00:31:23,951 Nice to meet you. 614 00:31:24,451 --> 00:31:26,150 - Pleasure. - Shall we go up? 615 00:31:31,547 --> 00:31:34,345 jj was so eager to meet with you that he cancelled lunch. 616 00:31:34,345 --> 00:31:35,645 That's unheard of. 617 00:31:36,544 --> 00:31:38,843 Alex said you made an excellent first impression. 618 00:31:39,043 --> 00:31:40,442 Everything goes through Alex. 619 00:31:49,037 --> 00:31:51,536 Valentine's day, 2006. 620 00:31:52,535 --> 00:31:55,034 - Happiest day of my life. - How did you two meet? 621 00:31:55,134 --> 00:31:56,633 Alex introduced us. 622 00:31:56,733 --> 00:31:58,632 It was love at first sight. 623 00:31:59,032 --> 00:32:00,031 Charming story. 624 00:32:00,031 --> 00:32:02,430 - Isn't she precious? - Utterly. 625 00:32:02,430 --> 00:32:04,429 - You should see her in a swimsuit! - 0h. JJ! 626 00:32:04,529 --> 00:32:07,727 Oh, come on. Miss Christie's not the shockable type. 627 00:32:07,827 --> 00:32:09,926 - Are you, Miss Christie? - Not at all. 628 00:32:10,125 --> 00:32:12,224 Perhaps we should get straight down to business. 629 00:32:14,223 --> 00:32:17,621 Well, for Kayne Holdings, in the coming financial year. .. 630 00:32:17,721 --> 00:32:21,519 May I share with you the secret of my success, Miss Christie? 631 00:32:21,519 --> 00:32:23,518 - Cut to the chase? - jj... 632 00:32:23,618 --> 00:32:26,616 Alex, it's all right, I've got a feeling about this one. 633 00:32:27,416 --> 00:32:31,214 Kayne Holdings has got a big development in the pipeline. 634 00:32:32,913 --> 00:32:36,011 Nothing for you to concern yourself with, you understand? 635 00:32:36,211 --> 00:32:39,009 In order to finance this development we need money. 636 00:32:40,908 --> 00:32:42,707 That's where you come in, Miss Christie. 637 00:32:43,307 --> 00:32:46,905 I'm selling land to raise capital. Lots of it. 638 00:32:47,605 --> 00:32:50,703 But there's this one site I don't like. 639 00:32:50,703 --> 00:32:52,202 It gives me nightmares. 640 00:32:53,002 --> 00:32:55,100 Somebody put a little warehouse on it. 641 00:32:55,100 --> 00:32:56,400 It's a listed building. 642 00:32:56,500 --> 00:33:00,697 Means you can't knock it down and realise the full value ofthe land. 643 00:33:01,597 --> 00:33:06,294 Maybe we could make this listing go away, Miss Christie? 644 00:33:06,394 --> 00:33:09,792 JJ. as your lawyer l'm advising extreme caution... 645 00:33:09,792 --> 00:33:12,091 Applications on de-listings 646 00:33:12,091 --> 00:33:15,189 are considered on their social and economic merits. 647 00:33:16,489 --> 00:33:17,388 I see. 648 00:33:18,288 --> 00:33:22,585 Suppose somebody put ?? into your personal account. 649 00:33:23,385 --> 00:33:25,683 Would that rate as economic merit? 650 00:33:27,682 --> 00:33:31,180 If you'd like to make a legitimate case for a de-listing 651 00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:34,978 I recommend you use the legitimate route, 652 00:33:35,278 --> 00:33:36,777 - Mr Kayne. - I warned you. 653 00:33:36,977 --> 00:33:37,977 In the circumstances, 654 00:33:37,977 --> 00:33:40,675 I think it inappropriate for me to pursue this conversation. 655 00:33:41,774 --> 00:33:43,274 Well, don't rush off. You just got here. 656 00:33:43,573 --> 00:33:44,573 We're so sorry. 657 00:33:44,873 --> 00:33:47,371 If you change your mind, you've got Alex's number. 658 00:33:47,371 --> 00:33:48,471 just give us a call. 659 00:33:58,065 --> 00:33:59,065 So, what do you think? 660 00:34:00,264 --> 00:34:03,962 I think Ash is right. She's very good at covering her tracks. 661 00:34:05,761 --> 00:34:07,360 Or we're barking up the wrong tree 662 00:34:08,060 --> 00:34:09,559 and Christie's straight after all. 663 00:34:14,956 --> 00:34:15,955 Alex Cooper. 664 00:34:16,655 --> 00:34:18,454 I'd like to speak to Mr Kayne, please, 665 00:34:18,454 --> 00:34:20,753 about a warehouse that's giving him problems. 666 00:34:22,752 --> 00:34:23,651 Or not. 667 00:34:26,749 --> 00:34:28,548 His name was jonas Proctor, 668 00:34:29,648 --> 00:34:32,346 and he very kindly offered to buy my warehouse. 669 00:34:37,044 --> 00:34:39,142 0f course. 0f course! 670 00:34:39,242 --> 00:34:41,841 jonas Proctor, high-flying property speculator. 671 00:34:41,941 --> 00:34:44,140 Doesn't look very high-flying to me. 672 00:34:44,140 --> 00:34:46,538 Still, he's got a nose for a lucrative investment. 673 00:34:47,238 --> 00:34:48,537 Ask me that question again. 674 00:34:50,636 --> 00:34:53,135 'How does Christie get her bungs from developers?' 675 00:34:53,335 --> 00:34:54,634 How does Christie get her bungs? 676 00:34:54,634 --> 00:34:55,933 Legitimate business. 677 00:34:56,333 --> 00:34:58,931 Proctor offered to buy Kayne's warehouse for 100 grand, right? 678 00:34:59,231 --> 00:35:00,031 That's what he said. 679 00:35:00,031 --> 00:35:01,630 With an option for Kayne to buy back 680 00:35:01,630 --> 00:35:04,628 at 50% mark up in the event ofthe warehouse being de-listed. 681 00:35:04,628 --> 00:35:05,228 Right. 682 00:35:05,328 --> 00:35:06,627 That's how she does it. 683 00:35:06,827 --> 00:35:09,526 - Right, so...? - So this jonas bloke is Christie's front. 684 00:35:12,024 --> 00:35:15,023 Say Christie's out with one of her property developer friends. 685 00:35:15,822 --> 00:35:18,621 Developer has a horrible building he wants de-listed. 686 00:35:19,220 --> 00:35:21,819 Christie says she'll look into the regeneration potential. 687 00:35:22,318 --> 00:35:23,918 Nothing indiscrete.Keeps her hands clean. 688 00:35:24,117 --> 00:35:24,717 Got it. 689 00:35:27,216 --> 00:35:29,814 Next thing you know, this guy shows up. 690 00:35:29,914 --> 00:35:31,014 jonas Proctor? 691 00:35:33,612 --> 00:35:34,212 In one. 692 00:35:34,612 --> 00:35:37,810 jonas says, 'I believe you're the owner of 'a horrible listed building?' 693 00:35:38,110 --> 00:35:40,208 jonas offers him a few hundred K for it. 694 00:35:40,208 --> 00:35:44,106 Now, everyone knows that it was Christie who gave jonas the nod, 695 00:35:44,206 --> 00:35:45,106 but she's long gone. 696 00:35:45,605 --> 00:35:48,204 There's nothing to tie her to the deal. This is the good bit. 697 00:35:49,403 --> 00:35:52,102 All the offers to buy come with an option to buy back 698 00:35:52,102 --> 00:35:54,900 at a 50% mark up if and when the building's de-listed. 699 00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:57,199 Christie knows she can get the de-listing. 700 00:35:57,499 --> 00:36:00,197 When it goes through, developer buys it back. 701 00:36:00,497 --> 00:36:04,095 Now there's no listed building on it, the site's worth millions. 702 00:36:04,895 --> 00:36:07,393 The 50% is Christie and Proctor's payment? 703 00:36:07,493 --> 00:36:08,893 That's how she gets her bungs. 704 00:36:08,992 --> 00:36:12,291 Case in point, guess who the current owner ofthe Pulse is? 705 00:36:12,690 --> 00:36:13,490 Proctor? 706 00:36:13,490 --> 00:36:17,488 Yeah. Christie's office has de-listed 70 buildings in the last six months. 707 00:36:17,588 --> 00:36:19,087 Some, perfectly legit. 708 00:36:19,087 --> 00:36:22,185 But eight of them belonged to jonas Proctor. 709 00:36:22,885 --> 00:36:24,884 Each for no more than three months. 710 00:36:25,283 --> 00:36:28,582 So far, he's sold on seven after de-listing. Netting... 711 00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:31,980 A lot. 712 00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:35,478 If jonas is keen to buy, we should sell. 713 00:36:35,678 --> 00:36:37,976 Told you there was a con in it. Easy money. 714 00:36:41,474 --> 00:36:43,573 Mr Proctor? jj Kayne. 715 00:36:44,273 --> 00:36:46,272 Look, I'd like to take you up on your little offer. 716 00:36:46,771 --> 00:36:47,971 Candy from a baby... 717 00:36:48,470 --> 00:36:51,769 And now you're going to explain to me how all this saves the Pulse? 718 00:37:00,964 --> 00:37:02,063 Where the hell have you been? 719 00:37:03,662 --> 00:37:05,861 I've got less than 24 hours and my legal team goes AWOL. 720 00:37:05,861 --> 00:37:09,059 Yeah. We meant to phone, but this is our busiest time of year. 721 00:37:09,059 --> 00:37:12,057 Listen, I've got a little project I wanna talk to you about. 722 00:37:21,752 --> 00:37:22,851 So, what do you think? 723 00:37:23,151 --> 00:37:23,951 That's your plan? 724 00:37:24,151 --> 00:37:25,650 I reckon you'll see results. 725 00:37:25,750 --> 00:37:28,148 No land searches, or title deeds, any of that stuff? 726 00:37:28,248 --> 00:37:30,647 I'm more your hands-on sort of lawyer, you know? 727 00:37:37,043 --> 00:37:39,742 What makes you think I'm going to let you put my kids on a chain gang? 728 00:37:39,742 --> 00:37:43,140 You never know, might make a nice change from yoga and poetry. 729 00:37:45,739 --> 00:37:47,138 Come on, what you frightened of? 730 00:37:47,438 --> 00:37:49,337 They're shovels, they won't bite. 731 00:37:50,636 --> 00:37:52,835 You don't seem like a very conventional lawyer to me? 732 00:37:53,734 --> 00:37:54,734 No, that's me. 733 00:37:55,633 --> 00:37:56,433 Unconventional. 734 00:37:56,932 --> 00:37:57,832 Where was it you studied again? 735 00:37:59,131 --> 00:38:00,330 - What, law? - Mmm. 736 00:38:01,730 --> 00:38:02,529 Oh, you know... 737 00:38:07,127 --> 00:38:09,026 - University of life. - I knew it. 738 00:38:09,026 --> 00:38:11,224 Formerly known as the Polytechnic of Hard Knocks. 739 00:38:11,424 --> 00:38:12,424 I don't believe this. 740 00:38:12,724 --> 00:38:16,022 I've got one day to save this centre, and my lawyers aren't even lawyers. 741 00:38:16,721 --> 00:38:17,621 What am I going to tell these kids? 742 00:38:17,621 --> 00:38:20,419 Tell them you went down the official route, it didn't work. 743 00:38:20,919 --> 00:38:22,418 Maybe you should tell them that's life. 744 00:38:22,618 --> 00:38:23,817 And while you're at it, 745 00:38:24,517 --> 00:38:26,316 maybe you should tell them to pick up a shovel. 746 00:38:33,712 --> 00:38:36,310 So kind of you to agree to meet with me again, Miss Christie. 747 00:38:36,810 --> 00:38:39,309 I hope you forgave my earlier blunt approach. 748 00:38:40,208 --> 00:38:41,707 The Minister agreed with my assessment. 749 00:38:41,707 --> 00:38:44,106 The warehouse site's a good candidate for fast-tracking. 750 00:38:44,106 --> 00:38:46,605 You can clear the site and start rebuilding within six months. 751 00:38:47,104 --> 00:38:48,404 I commend your efficiency. 752 00:38:48,604 --> 00:38:52,501 I'm sure the project will offer extensive benefits to the community. 753 00:38:53,801 --> 00:38:56,099 Why haven't you come to me about City Side? 754 00:38:57,399 --> 00:38:59,298 That's your 'larger scale project'. 755 00:38:59,498 --> 00:39:01,696 You've seen what I can do. 756 00:39:01,696 --> 00:39:03,395 I can de-list anything on the site. 757 00:39:03,495 --> 00:39:05,694 We already have some commitments on that score. 758 00:39:06,494 --> 00:39:07,493 From Hugh Cannon? 759 00:39:08,093 --> 00:39:09,792 We thought it was wisest to speak to Mr Cannon, 760 00:39:09,792 --> 00:39:11,991 since he may be assuming your responsibilities 761 00:39:11,991 --> 00:39:13,590 in the not too distant future. 762 00:39:14,789 --> 00:39:15,788 What if I told you 763 00:39:15,888 --> 00:39:20,086 I could get every listed building on that site de-listed within a month? 764 00:39:20,986 --> 00:39:22,585 I'd prevail upon you not to. 765 00:39:23,084 --> 00:39:26,183 I'm so sorry if you read too much into our arrangement. 766 00:39:27,682 --> 00:39:31,480 Time to say goodbye. My six o'clock. 767 00:39:33,878 --> 00:39:35,977 You may want to take your leave, Ma'am. 768 00:39:40,175 --> 00:39:40,974 jonas. 769 00:39:42,274 --> 00:39:44,273 I understand you want to buy an old warehouse, right? 770 00:39:46,971 --> 00:39:50,269 ??? 771 00:39:50,969 --> 00:39:52,568 - Nice grift. - Beautifully planned. 772 00:39:52,568 --> 00:39:54,067 And ably executed. 773 00:39:54,267 --> 00:39:55,366 We should probably cash that. 774 00:39:55,366 --> 00:39:56,666 We close the account in an hour. 775 00:39:58,365 --> 00:39:59,964 Phase one, complete. 776 00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:01,263 Nice lawyer, by the way. 777 00:40:01,763 --> 00:40:02,662 Thanks. 778 00:40:03,062 --> 00:40:06,360 Nice younger wife temporarily trapped in a loveless marriage of convenience. 779 00:40:06,460 --> 00:40:07,160 I thought so. 780 00:40:09,558 --> 00:40:12,757 You know that, erm, that dinner we talked about? 781 00:40:14,856 --> 00:40:15,855 Vaguely. .. 782 00:40:17,254 --> 00:40:18,254 How does tonight sound? 783 00:40:23,251 --> 00:40:25,250 Tell you what, Ed, ifl never see another politician again, 784 00:40:25,250 --> 00:40:27,249 - it'll be too soon. - Right. 785 00:40:27,349 --> 00:40:29,248 Feelings of job dissatisfaction, eh? 786 00:40:30,047 --> 00:40:31,246 I see that a lot. 787 00:40:36,044 --> 00:40:37,143 This feels strange. 788 00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:44,639 I think we've waited long enough, don't you? 789 00:40:45,838 --> 00:40:46,738 I suppose. 790 00:40:54,134 --> 00:40:56,432 Some excellent work coming out of your office, Rhona. 791 00:40:57,332 --> 00:40:58,931 And it's notjust me saying that. 792 00:40:59,831 --> 00:41:02,929 The right people are noticing your efforts in this. 793 00:41:03,828 --> 00:41:04,928 How gratifying. 794 00:41:06,027 --> 00:41:09,325 It's so exciting to finally be getting our message across on 795 00:41:09,325 --> 00:41:12,723 regeneration as the way forward for our inner cities. 796 00:41:14,322 --> 00:41:15,222 I agree. 797 00:41:15,222 --> 00:41:18,720 Would you excuse me for a moment, Minister? 798 00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:21,618 I've just seen a constituent I should greet. 799 00:41:34,511 --> 00:41:35,810 Rhona Christie's assistant. 800 00:41:36,510 --> 00:41:38,309 I'm in the restaurant with the Minister. 801 00:41:38,409 --> 00:41:40,308 Get a camera down here now. 802 00:41:56,699 --> 00:41:57,598 Over here. 803 00:42:00,197 --> 00:42:05,394 Looks like Uncle jj's trophy wife just stepped out of the trophy cabinet. 804 00:42:05,894 --> 00:42:06,893 You don't think they're. . . ? 805 00:42:07,593 --> 00:42:09,692 Hammer and tongs. Look at them, all over each other. 806 00:42:50,369 --> 00:42:52,868 Looks like it's going to be a productive night. 807 00:42:54,567 --> 00:42:57,065 Get these printed out, and bring them back to me here. 808 00:43:27,148 --> 00:43:28,148 Nice evening? 809 00:43:28,548 --> 00:43:29,647 Yeah, not bad. 810 00:43:31,646 --> 00:43:34,744 I found these, reckon someone else has seen them and all. 811 00:43:35,644 --> 00:43:37,643 - Where's Sean? - I dunno. Not in his room. 812 00:43:38,142 --> 00:43:39,442 Not answering his phone, either. 813 00:43:42,940 --> 00:43:43,639 Where is he? 814 00:43:51,935 --> 00:43:53,234 Sean, listen. 815 00:43:53,634 --> 00:43:54,633 I don't want to hear it. 816 00:43:54,633 --> 00:43:56,432 If you don't need me any more then fine, I'm gone. 817 00:43:56,432 --> 00:43:59,830 - Let us explain. - You made me a promise and you lied. 818 00:43:59,930 --> 00:44:00,530 Wait. 819 00:44:00,530 --> 00:44:02,229 What happened to us looking out for each other? 820 00:44:02,929 --> 00:44:04,028 What happened to that? 821 00:44:04,028 --> 00:44:05,127 - You didn't even tell me. - Sean. 822 00:44:05,227 --> 00:44:07,726 There is nothing between me and Mickey. 823 00:44:08,825 --> 00:44:10,324 That was Georgia and Alex. 824 00:44:10,724 --> 00:44:11,924 - Yeah, right. - It was part ofthe con. 825 00:44:11,924 --> 00:44:14,422 You're out with your new boyfriend, 826 00:44:14,422 --> 00:44:15,621 celebrating how clever you are, 827 00:44:15,621 --> 00:44:18,420 meanwhile the woman we've just stung is sitting three tables away. 828 00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:20,919 Not so clever any more are you? 829 00:44:21,018 --> 00:44:22,418 Sean, she's wearing a ring. 830 00:44:25,816 --> 00:44:27,915 - What? - Emma is wearing Georgia's wedding ring. 831 00:44:27,915 --> 00:44:28,914 She's in character. 832 00:44:32,512 --> 00:44:33,212 Details. 833 00:44:33,911 --> 00:44:35,311 You weren't supposed to be there. 834 00:44:35,311 --> 00:44:36,510 It was for Christie to see. 835 00:44:36,510 --> 00:44:38,209 We knew she was a hard taskmaster. 836 00:44:38,209 --> 00:44:40,708 We didn't think she'd call you to bring her a camera. 837 00:44:41,707 --> 00:44:45,205 No, the con was over. 838 00:44:45,305 --> 00:44:47,204 She'd already got that jonas guy to give us the hundred thousand. 839 00:44:47,204 --> 00:44:48,703 We'd got our money, 840 00:44:49,103 --> 00:44:51,002 but we had to think of a way to save the youth club. 841 00:44:52,101 --> 00:44:53,500 Candy from a baby. 842 00:44:54,100 --> 00:44:56,998 Now you're going to explain to me how all of this helps the Pulse. 843 00:45:02,395 --> 00:45:03,295 It d0esn't. 844 00:45:04,194 --> 00:45:07,393 Look, Sean, the con showed us how she operates. 845 00:45:07,393 --> 00:45:09,991 But we needed a new plan that 846 00:45:09,991 --> 00:45:11,590 would make Christie incriminate herself. 847 00:45:15,388 --> 00:45:16,687 - Power - What? 848 00:45:16,787 --> 00:45:18,287 That's what Christie wants. That's what we give her. 849 00:45:18,287 --> 00:45:19,686 Makes her think she's in control. 850 00:45:19,786 --> 00:45:21,985 It's the only way she's gonna drop her guard. 851 00:45:22,084 --> 00:45:23,784 - How are we going to do that? - Bait. 852 00:45:25,283 --> 00:45:28,681 You and I have to convince Christie that we are involved. 853 00:45:28,781 --> 00:45:29,780 Gives her leverage. 854 00:45:29,780 --> 00:45:30,880 And with that feeling of power, 855 00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:33,978 she will incriminate herself and we will use that to save the Pulse. 856 00:45:35,877 --> 00:45:38,575 Where will Christie be tonight? 857 00:45:48,470 --> 00:45:50,169 Hello, yes, I'd like to make a reservation. 858 00:45:50,669 --> 00:45:52,767 Table for two, 7:30pm this evening, 859 00:45:53,467 --> 00:45:54,966 under the name of Alex Cooper. 860 00:45:55,366 --> 00:45:56,965 When she saw Georgia and Alex together, 861 00:45:56,965 --> 00:45:59,364 she felt that she had one over on us. 862 00:46:01,862 --> 00:46:03,062 This feels strange. 863 00:46:08,459 --> 00:46:10,458 I think we've waited long enough, don't you? 864 00:46:11,257 --> 00:46:12,257 I suppose. 865 00:46:20,152 --> 00:46:20,852 Did she see? 866 00:46:22,251 --> 00:46:23,950 - No. - For G0d's sake. 867 00:46:23,950 --> 00:46:24,550 I know. 868 00:46:29,947 --> 00:46:32,145 She had Georgia and Alex exactly where she wanted them. 869 00:46:32,845 --> 00:46:33,845 It was part ofthe con? 870 00:46:34,544 --> 00:46:35,544 It was part ofthe con. 871 00:46:37,343 --> 00:46:38,442 You and Mickey were bait? 872 00:46:39,042 --> 00:46:41,340 Yes. Sean, it was horrible. 873 00:46:49,736 --> 00:46:51,435 - So nothing actually...? - God, no. Don't be absurd! 874 00:46:51,435 --> 00:46:53,034 No, nothing! 875 00:46:59,030 --> 00:46:59,930 Macadamia? 876 00:47:07,526 --> 00:47:10,124 Sean, y0u've made such an issue of me spending time with your sister. 877 00:47:10,124 --> 00:47:11,424 You can be quite arsey, Sean. 878 00:47:11,424 --> 00:47:12,623 Yeah, it's scary. 879 00:47:13,223 --> 00:47:14,422 It could jeopardise the con. 880 00:47:15,721 --> 00:47:16,821 It was to get Christie. 881 00:47:17,620 --> 00:47:19,619 Well, now that that's completely cleared up... 882 00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:21,218 Mmm-hmm. For ever. 883 00:47:21,518 --> 00:47:22,118 By the way, 884 00:47:23,417 --> 00:47:25,616 today's not your last day in Christie's office. 885 00:47:25,716 --> 00:47:26,315 0h, what? 886 00:47:27,115 --> 00:47:29,314 Bulldozers are still due at 9:30. 887 00:47:29,713 --> 00:47:30,613 Could be worse - 888 00:47:30,913 --> 00:47:32,212 he could be shagging your sister! 889 00:47:58,897 --> 00:48:00,696 Still can't believe I thought you two were... 890 00:48:06,293 --> 00:48:07,392 Thanks for coming. 891 00:48:07,992 --> 00:48:10,391 I thought we'd be more comfortable meeting here - 892 00:48:11,190 --> 00:48:12,390 away from jj. 893 00:48:16,687 --> 00:48:17,687 HE can COITIE Up NOW. 894 00:48:26,682 --> 00:48:29,680 Seems like everything really does go through Alex! 895 00:48:33,578 --> 00:48:34,877 These photographs... 896 00:48:36,876 --> 00:48:38,375 could killjj. 897 00:48:39,375 --> 00:48:41,773 Though probably not before he made some amendments to his will. 898 00:48:46,770 --> 00:48:48,769 And I don't suppose they'd play very well 899 00:48:48,769 --> 00:48:51,368 in the divorce courts either. 900 00:48:57,964 --> 00:49:01,862 And I can't imagine what they'd do to your reputation as a personal lawyer. 901 00:49:08,958 --> 00:49:12,056 All right, OK. What do you want? 902 00:49:12,456 --> 00:49:14,055 - Money? - I do want money. 903 00:49:14,955 --> 00:49:18,753 Once the City Side development goes ahead, it'll be worth millions. 904 00:49:19,352 --> 00:49:23,250 What I'm asking for is quite modest in comparison - 500,000. 905 00:49:23,850 --> 00:49:27,748 There is no way we can give you¡¢ that amount of money, not without jj noticing. 906 00:49:27,848 --> 00:49:30,546 I think you do a lot without jj noticing. 907 00:49:30,546 --> 00:49:32,845 We'd have to account for it. 908 00:49:32,945 --> 00:49:36,543 Sell me a plot on the edge ofthe site. Say, 50,000. 909 00:49:36,943 --> 00:49:38,841 After Hugh Cannon's de-listed it, 910 00:49:39,641 --> 00:49:41,240 you buy it back for 600. 911 00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:44,938 Ifjj asks, tell him it was an oversight. 912 00:49:45,438 --> 00:49:48,636 There was a small leaseholder someone forgot to buy out. 913 00:49:49,036 --> 00:49:49,835 Wait! 914 00:49:50,335 --> 00:49:53,333 50,000 in exchange for 600,0002 There's no way... 915 00:49:53,333 --> 00:49:54,833 What about this situation gives you 916 00:49:54,833 --> 00:49:57,031 the impression you're in a position to negotiate? 917 00:50:00,330 --> 00:50:02,928 OK. . . 918 00:50:02,928 --> 00:50:06,726 say we did sell you a plot of land... 919 00:50:08,325 --> 00:50:09,125 You're an MP - 920 00:50:09,824 --> 00:50:11,623 you can't be seen to be mixed up in this kind of thing. 921 00:50:11,623 --> 00:50:13,622 You're not actually thinking of letting her do this? 922 00:50:13,722 --> 00:50:15,421 I don't think we have a choice! 923 00:50:15,721 --> 00:50:16,321 No! 924 00:50:16,521 --> 00:50:18,519 If jj sees those photos, it's over! 925 00:50:19,919 --> 00:50:21,418 So, tell me, 926 00:50:21,418 --> 00:50:25,416 how do you give us that money without it being traceable to you? 927 00:50:26,215 --> 00:50:27,614 Same way I always do. 928 00:50:36,010 --> 00:50:41,107 jonas wants to give you a bank draft of £¿£¿ 929 00:50:41,207 --> 00:50:42,006 I don't understand. 930 00:50:42,006 --> 00:50:44,405 He works for me, stupid. 931 00:50:44,505 --> 00:50:46,204 I tell jonas what to buy. 932 00:50:46,504 --> 00:50:48,803 I de-list it. He sells it. 933 00:50:48,902 --> 00:50:51,401 We split the profits, 80-20. 934 00:50:52,001 --> 00:50:54,000 She just called me stupid! 935 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,798 I know, I know. You should really tell your brother. 936 00:50:57,298 --> 00:50:58,097 Your brother? 937 00:50:59,996 --> 00:51:01,995 Get out! This meeting's private. 938 00:51:04,194 --> 00:51:07,292 He works for me, stupid. I tell jonas what to buy. 939 00:51:07,392 --> 00:51:09,491 'I de-list it. He sells. 940 00:51:09,691 --> 00:51:11,990 'We split the profits, 80-20.' 941 00:51:14,588 --> 00:51:16,787 You shouldn't talk about my sister like that. 942 00:51:17,586 --> 00:51:19,885 Or confess to high-level corruption on tape. 943 00:51:23,083 --> 00:51:24,383 You bugged my office. 944 00:51:40,374 --> 00:51:43,472 Well, I told you I was proactive. 945 00:51:50,868 --> 00:51:52,167 Twenty five past. 946 00:51:53,167 --> 00:51:54,466 You sure this is going to work? 947 00:51:54,866 --> 00:51:55,865 Works every time. 948 00:51:59,563 --> 00:52:00,263 Think it'll work? 949 00:52:00,363 --> 00:52:01,862 I don't know.It was your idea. 950 00:52:07,459 --> 00:52:09,358 You can't blackmail me with any of this. 951 00:52:09,957 --> 00:52:11,856 Bugging an MP's office, 952 00:52:12,856 --> 00:52:14,955 offering bribes to an elected official. 953 00:52:15,054 --> 00:52:19,052 IF I go down, you do, too. 954 00:52:20,252 --> 00:52:22,750 Yes. Probably. 955 00:52:23,150 --> 00:52:26,748 But the question you should be asking yourself is, 956 00:52:27,148 --> 00:52:30,546 are we willing to run that risk in order to do the right thing? 957 00:52:31,345 --> 00:52:33,944 That's called conviction politics. 958 00:52:40,940 --> 00:52:41,740 Let's do it. 959 00:52:44,838 --> 00:52:45,637 What do you want? 960 00:52:46,337 --> 00:52:51,334 We want a property you told jonas to buy - The Pulse. 961 00:52:51,634 --> 00:52:52,933 We'd like that, please. 962 00:52:53,033 --> 00:52:54,333 I'm afraid you're too late. 963 00:52:55,032 --> 00:52:56,731 The bulldozers go in at half past nine. 964 00:52:57,531 --> 00:52:59,930 We may have bought a little extra time there. 965 00:53:10,624 --> 00:53:11,323 Good lord! 966 00:53:12,023 --> 00:53:13,622 A Natterjack toad! 967 00:53:13,822 --> 00:53:15,821 I'm almost certain that's a protected species. 968 00:53:15,821 --> 00:53:17,320 Yes. Excuse me! 969 00:53:18,519 --> 00:53:22,517 The 1994 Conservation Regulations make it an offence to kill, 970 00:53:22,617 --> 00:53:24,916 capture or disturb a protected species. 971 00:53:26,215 --> 00:53:27,014 Ithink. 972 00:53:28,614 --> 00:53:29,713 Look, Miss Christie. 973 00:53:29,913 --> 00:53:33,911 My guess is you didn't go into politics to steal from your constituents. 974 00:53:34,510 --> 00:53:37,009 Might be that at some point you even wanted to help them. 975 00:53:37,409 --> 00:53:39,008 If you can remember that far back. 976 00:53:40,007 --> 00:53:43,305 So we would like to offer you 977 00:53:43,605 --> 00:53:45,504 a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. 978 00:53:47,903 --> 00:53:50,701 It's also an offence to damage or destroy 979 00:53:50,801 --> 00:53:54,099 the breeding site or resting ground of such an animal. 980 00:53:54,399 --> 00:53:56,498 Can't imagine where their breeding grounds might be. 981 00:54:07,492 --> 00:54:08,291 Stop the work! 982 00:54:08,491 --> 00:54:10,290 Release the vehicles. 983 00:54:10,290 --> 00:54:10,990 It worked. 984 00:54:11,789 --> 00:54:13,089 I can't believe it worked! 985 00:54:15,387 --> 00:54:16,487 Don't let it overflow. 986 00:54:17,087 --> 00:54:19,585 Sam, watch it with that fork, yeah! 987 00:54:19,585 --> 00:54:21,284 Lennie, here are the frogs. 988 00:54:21,884 --> 00:54:23,583 They're not frogs, they're toads. 989 00:54:26,581 --> 00:54:28,380 Don't worry. We'll think of something. 990 00:54:33,178 --> 00:54:34,477 You thinking what I'm thinking? 991 00:54:35,776 --> 00:54:36,476 Only if you're thinking, 992 00:54:36,476 --> 00:54:39,974 let's buy extra time by borrowing some endangered frogs 993 00:54:40,274 --> 00:54:41,273 from my friend Miriam. 994 00:54:44,871 --> 00:54:46,570 Now, what can I do for you? 995 00:54:46,670 --> 00:54:48,469 I'm looking for some frogs. 996 00:54:48,669 --> 00:54:49,668 No frogs here. 997 00:54:51,168 --> 00:54:53,266 Got some toads if you'd like. 998 00:54:59,363 --> 00:55:01,562 The old toad-breeding scam, eh? 999 00:55:07,458 --> 00:55:08,358 All right, guys? 1000 00:55:08,758 --> 00:55:11,156 Watch out for the frogs. Don't step on the frogs. 1001 00:55:13,055 --> 00:55:15,654 Toads! Don't step on the toads. 1002 00:55:19,552 --> 00:55:20,251 Right. 1003 00:55:21,351 --> 00:55:22,150 Let's do this. 1004 00:55:25,349 --> 00:55:25,948 OK. 1005 00:55:28,247 --> 00:55:31,045 My government is committed to fostering a business 1006 00:55:31,045 --> 00:55:33,944 culture grounded in community responsibility. 1007 00:55:34,144 --> 00:55:35,943 The Prime Minister, you may remember, 1008 00:55:35,943 --> 00:55:39,641 has spoken about the need to revive a tradition of philanthropy in this country. 1009 00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:42,039 And that's why it's so gratifying 1010 00:55:42,039 --> 00:55:45,737 to be able to announce the gifting of this fine centre 1011 00:55:45,837 --> 00:55:51,634 by jonas Proctor to the community. 1012 00:55:53,133 --> 00:55:54,332 We just got our club back! 1013 00:55:57,231 --> 00:55:59,430 Guys, thanks. 1014 00:56:00,029 --> 00:56:00,729 What do I owe you? 1015 00:56:02,028 --> 00:56:03,028 We've, um... 1016 00:56:04,027 --> 00:56:05,626 We've covered our costs on this one. 1017 00:56:06,925 --> 00:56:10,024 ?? 1018 00:56:10,124 --> 00:56:12,222 Nice grift! 1019 00:56:13,622 --> 00:56:15,421 Once again, guys, thanks. 1020 00:56:15,621 --> 00:56:17,519 Looks like you might be able to start those yoga lessons now. 1021 00:56:20,418 --> 00:56:22,317 What happened to short sharp shocks, Ash? 1022 00:56:22,317 --> 00:56:22,916 Bollocks! 1023 00:56:23,416 --> 00:56:25,115 Are you becoming a do-gooding liberal? 1024 00:56:25,115 --> 00:56:27,014 I'm not saying anything without a lawyer present. 1025 00:56:27,114 --> 00:56:28,513 Mickey told me what you said. 1026 00:56:29,013 --> 00:56:30,712 Are you still looking out for your big sister? 1027 00:56:30,712 --> 00:56:31,712 Yeah, I am. 1028 00:56:34,010 --> 00:56:36,509 I was thinking, about this fake affair. 1029 00:56:40,707 --> 00:56:41,806 Out of curiosity, whose idea was it? 1030 00:56:41,806 --> 00:56:43,905 Tricky actually to remember exactly who... 1031 00:56:43,905 --> 00:56:45,404 Brainstorming situation like that. Brainstorming? 1032 00:56:45,404 --> 00:56:46,703 It's time we moved on. 1033 00:56:46,703 --> 00:56:49,002 Good idea. We're probably a bad influence on these kids. 1034 00:56:49,102 --> 00:56:51,001 Is that Shanice coming over? She looks pretty angry. 1035 00:56:52,500 --> 00:56:53,300 Yeah, very funny.